Man sexes up bear statue in public park!

Just when you thought you've seen every kind of absolute depravity that bears can do or lead the more weak willed among humans to do - we see this. The man is at a public park and even a bronze statue of a bear coerces a man to have sex with it. It's got to be phermones because otherwise there is no explanation!

Bear rapes another bear in ZOO! Children should not go to zoos!!

I'm quite beside myself with this travesty of a video clip that another disgusted enemy of the bear forwarded to me. We all know what zoo are for: they provide educational opportunities for our children and keep horrible animals such as bears off the street where obviously they would maul and rape our women. So what do we have here? Six minutes of a psychopathic male bear repeatedly raping another bear. In the ZOO! And, get this, in front of a bunch of children!!!! I'm seriously going to go puke now! And if I find out any of you takes your children to see these kinds of perversions in a zoo, I will personally call child protection services on your ass!!

Bears and pornography!

In what has got to be the most sickening display of effrontery, even teddy bears have seen fit to move into the dark underworld of pornography. We hated to watch this and we debated whether or not to share this, but as we all know, this is America! And the constitutional amendment concerning free speech is clear: we have an obligation to show your bear pornography. So here it is - unadulterated, raw, vivid, and disgusting.

PUBLIC BEAR SEX!

As if we didn't already have more than enough evidence that bears are the most disgusting creatures to walk the planet ... You can't even take a casual ride through a national park with seeing public displays of carnal knowledge on the part of these lascivious creatures who will not pass up any opportunity to debase themselves publically. Protect your children is the only advice we can offer.

Bear rips off guys face!

Ok, no joking around on this one people! A man was attacked by a bear and was horribly disfigured. This video clip details his reconstructive surgery that took a year.

NOT for the squeamish!!!

Europeans have to be idiots!!

Apparently biologists in Italy, Austria (birth place of HITLER!), and France (not a legitimate country) have decided there ARE NOT enough bears wandering around killing people! This story in Der Spiegel (or shall we say "Heil Spiegel"?) touts the greatness of this project but highlighted in the article is the story of a woman out for a walk with her dog and a bear stalks her and almost eats her and/or the dog! THEN (get this!) the German author doesn't quite understand the irony of then asking Friend or Foe? The article also claims that there are more than 14,000 bears in Russia. It's hard to feel sorry for a country full of communists - sorry! Go cry me a river!
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Bear KILLS! Yet another tourist dead!

When will this senseless violence end? This clips shows how awful a bear can be when a tourist wants to do nothing but take some video and pet the wild bear. The wife is feeding the bear (why do that?? They should all be starved to death!) from their car but the husband gets out to get closer. It turns out the bear had no respect for him and violated his personal space by pouncing on him unexpectedly and then eating him.
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House cats fight off bears - chase them up trees!

We all know that bears are cowards and while they bluster around they cower when confronted by a puma or tiger. But get this - they cower when confronted by house cats! This clip has a declawed house cat that chases a bear up a tree! Watch this clip if you want to see a bunch of bears get humiliated.

Evil Polar Bears Hideously Attack Walrus Pups!!

This video is not for the faint of heart. It is a sickening display of the cunning and cruelty of such magnitude that ONLY bears are seen to manifest. Bears, usually loners, gang up and kidnap a bunch of walrus pups, drag them off and rip them apart! The Discovery channel should be shamed for putting together this graphic, bloody and dsi

Gummi Bears Dangerous!

This is a horrible trick on our children. This is what can happen in your child's science class! This also proves that gummi bears are made from obviously dangerous chemicals.

More bears! (if that's a good thing...)

We have more bear pics!  One set from a trip to Winnipeg, one set of a giant bear in Denver!, and then a set of Cathy with bears in Big Bear, California.

Hope to have them up soon!

yippie!

This post inaugurates the blog associated with the godlesskillingmachines.com (or .org). This is a site put together by a couple of ColbertNation fans motivated by by their deep hatred of bears (just like Dr. Stephen Colbert).

We would love to hear from other bear haters or from anyone with hateful comments about bears.