I don't need to remind the reader that Bears are a threat to America. Any real hero knows this. But how often do we think of specific bear threats? Like how many precious children a year are slaughtered by bears? Bears defile the family unit by their senseless murder sprees. They threaten the of the basic foundations upon which the civilized world was built - marriage. Although our President and many of our trusted spiritual leaders understand that gay marriage is a threat to real marriage, we take the position that this threat pales in comparison to the Bear threat. Gays don't go around senselessly murdering people. Bears do! [disclaimer: nobody at Godless Killing Machines has any first hand account of gay activities] The point is that wearing this t-shirt to lovingly share your bear hatred with others will sensitize those who are not as alert as you to this world-wide problem.This shirt would be an excellent Father's day present. Or a birthday present for a loved one or even an enemy (that would keep them on their toes).
We, at GKM.com, approve this t-shirt!
God bless America.
