Saturday, April 12, 2008

US Government launches racist attack against the Inuit culture


The Inuit are a group of culturally similar indigenous peoples inhabiting the Arctic regions of Alaska, Greenland, and Canada. These primitive, but proud, people have traditionally relied on fish, marine mammals, and land animals (like bears!) for food, clothing, tools, and shelter. The Inuit's are God fearing folk - mostly Christian, which is good. Some of the Inuit subscribe to Shamanism which is like a religion except that it's not. Those who believe in Shamanism like to beat drums and chant a lot. However, what is suspicious about those type of people is that they have animal spirit guides - often times BEARS! So I think it's obvious why there is room for concern with Shamanism. But like I said, most are Christian which means that most of them worship the one true God. So we need to think of the Inuit as our "friends." If for no other reason than they kill and eat bears!

This leads us to the primary point of this post. The United States of America has launched a campaign to save the bears. This is some kind of environmental thing. It has to be - otherwise who would want to actually save bears? It makes no sense. It makes less than no sense because The US Fish and Wildlife Service, under direction of President Bush, has held off on offering a plan to save the bears where we need to drill for oil. The only obvious conclusion is that President Bush hates the Inuit.

I have been called a racist for thinking this! This disturbs me greatly as the Inuit are too adorable for me to racicize them. But I have been vindicated now that we have obtained an actual invasion plan from the US Military.

We see in this invasion plan that our military will strike on two fronts involving National Guard troops from Harrisburg, PA and Ames, IA. The Inuit will not know what's coming and I don't know why our government wants to liberate them from their bear killing. It's not like they waste the bears (although there's nothing wrong with that). They eat the bears and make tools from their bones and they wear bear hide to keep warm. The US has not yet invaded the Inuit. I hope every reader of this blog will contact their Senator and urge them to force the President to back off of this plan. The plan is not good for the Inuit and invading them will probably really piss off the Canadians which we probably shouldn't do. Thank you for taking the time to do that.

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