The Bible and Murderous Bears

Most people don't know that the proposition that bears are evil, godless, killing machines is supported by the Bible which we all know is the official word of God himself.

2 Kings 2:23-24 (New International Version)

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23 From there Elisha went up to Bethel. As he was walking along the road, some youths came out of the town and jeered at him. "Go on up, you baldhead!" they said. "Go on up, you baldhead!" 

24 He turned around, looked at them and called down a curse on them in the name of the LORD. Then two bears came out of the woods and mauled forty-two of the youths.

Bears went wild and attacked and gravely wounded 42 children! Bears are amazingly fickle, ugly sub-animals with a hair trigger personality. All that happened because one of the children called this old bald-headed bastard a baldhead. That was it! And then these bears attacked and mauled all these children. They did it without any remorse what so ever. Remorse is not mentioned at all in the Bible. At godlesskillingmachines.com, we want to urge parents not to allow their children to play with bears. We've all seen what can happen when our precious children are allowed to come too close to these godforsaken creatures. God should smite every last one of them!